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“Mangiare!”

“You only need one horsepower to get you to where you’re going…”

“Part-time pilot, full-time joker!”

“In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.”

“Whatever you do in life, always give 100%, unless you’re donating blood…”

“I like hashtags because they look like waffles! ###”

“Ya, I’m a little twisted, but aren’t we all?”

“I’m a private consultant for the Marvel & DC Cinematic Universes.”

“Baby Llama ain’t got no drama!”

“Sometimes I pretend to be normal – but it gets boring so I go back to being me.”